Sedatives for the Elderly

Today is July 25th 2013and life drifts along. What has happened since my last set of ravings?Well for one thing the rich and famous can't seem to keep their lives between the white lines. Paula Deen has done a marvelous job of self destruction.The "N" word from several years back has really blown her ship out of the water. And Anthony Weiner? Running for New York Mayor? Amid new revelations that he is still sending pictures of his favorite part to women by phone. Somebody needs to take his phone away or trim on his parts like Lorena Bobbitt. Remember her? I guarantee Mr. John Bobbitt does. And Geraldo? What in the hell is wrong with you ? Self photos of yourself unclothed given to the media.Geraldo says" The new seventy is the old fifty."Wrong again. Have you forgotten Al Capone's vault?You have made a living of being  a buffoon. The IRS has been in the movie production business for the past few years and spent at least $60 million dollars of our money training and entertaining themselves.Our National Security Services is listening to our phone calls, reading our Emails and generally eavesdropping on the world.National security is very important to our country but somewhere someone or groups have crossed lines that are violations of our constitution. All of this and our FBI ignore Russian warnings about the Boston Bombers. The Secret Service were cavorting with prostitutes and didn't want to pay.I haven't heard from Mr. Snowden in the news. I guess he's still hiding in Moscow's airport.I can't decide whether we need to imprison him or elect him to Congress. Our leadership in Washington is at an all time low approval rating and Detroit is declaring bankruptcy. On a positive note Kentucky sent Joker packing with several million in contract buyouts. Only in America can people make millions being failures.Little Ricky Pitino won the big dance and his one time dining partner is serving time . What a contrast!The big blue nation goes to bed dreaming of winning a football game and Western Ky University has hired Bobby Petrino. Now won't that be fun to watch?!Western's application must not have sections about lying and extramarital affairs. But then again neither does the application for running for NYC mayor. Just ask Carlos Danger. That little weasel needs his wife to whip his ugly little ass.My niece was in recently and made the comment that she didn't like beer,  and this sent me back over 40 years and I remembered the great social value of beer. I told her that beer was the great equalizer in that after two or three beers even the plain girls started looking good. I myself became much more handsome the more Bud Lights that I purchased for the Sorority Girls.The more beer we drank the better we liked each other! I believe beer and alcohol made more people appear attractive than any makeup ever purchased. I think Macys should set up a bar instead of that expensive make up area and people will look a lot more attractive to each other. I guarantee they will have a lot more fun.But then again some people drink so much that they probably don't know what their husband or wife really looks like. That does have some positive attributes. And it does explain some of my friends staying married.