Is This All The News You've Got??

Things keep happening at such a pace that I'm having a hard time just keeping up. Since last I wrote the Navy Seals have taken one nasty coward out of the picture. I cannot fathom how a man of his so-called wealth could live in such a primitive mess. Is that what our middle eastern neighbors call a mansion?? It looked more like a ghetto crack house to me. I wonder what he thought when he heard "Knock, Knock". I'll bet he thought it was camel delivered pizza. Well, he did get a nice boat ride for his troubles. Go Seals!In the mean time our boys and girls have been sitting behind their joy sticks and flying those drones right up the bad guys' asses. Next time you cowards go riding across the desert wastelands on your flea-bitten asses just remember that a smart nerd from Iowa may be guiding a missle up your robe covered ass!In the mean time we have had Tornados across the whole country, droughts in Texas, Irene all the way to Maine, and Earthquakes in Washington. I think Mother Nature is showing her displeasure with this clown show of politicians preparing to run for President. Is this the best a country of our size and intellect can muster?? It seems to me that all the whining losers that were in school 30-40 years ago have suddenly become motivated to lead our country. Michelle Bachmann makes Sarah Palin look like a Rhodes Scholar. Newt Gingrich?? Why is that fat-assed little man spending all that money at Tiffanys? Rand Paul. What frigging world did he fall from??The cat from Texas. He has a hunting ranch labelled N*****Head. Does he not know about the world wide web and nosy reporters?? I admit I'm a registered Republican, but this Tea Party crap bewilders and worries me. In good old Kentucky we have David Williams who is running for governor , and whose own wife says he is not likable. She is right. I think Nancy Pelosi is more likable that David Williams.On the other side , the incumbent, Democrat Steve Beshear doesn't have a clue on running the state. We are in a situation called "Between A Rock and A Hard Place".But there is always Gatewood. Then again if you listen to all the Gloom and Doomers we have only to survive until December 21, 2012, when the world is going to end according to an ancient Mayan Calendar. The old guy from California missed the day this spring when it was supposed to have ended. He said it was "Miscalculations".Miscalculations my ass. He recalculated and said it will be this October. They all missed a good chance when the bus sized satelite entered our atmosphere.Funny, NASA can't really tell us where the crap will fall. You'd think these guys were rocket scientists. But they are, aren't they? So everyone is predicting the Armegaddon for next year. Sandy and I were caught in Carmegeddon at the Kentucky Speedway for the Inaugural Big Race. We sat for hours on Highway 35 and finally realized it was in vain, turned around, and watched the boring Kyle Busch show from our own living room. We won't be back for that fiasco. Our Governator is giving millions of dollars of our tax money to make new entrances and exits so that arrogant owner SOB can make millions more dollars. We won't be back to Bristol or go to Charlotte which he also owns.I would almost rather go see Kentucky play football than go back to Kentucky Speedway. But I forgot, its about the same frustration, isn't it? Maybe we should consider changing conferences. How about going to Eastern or Western's conferences. Then everyone could pay the exorbitant prices for tickets and parking and know they're going to a "Bowl". We can be winners. There are some silver linings about having this coach and team. I'm betting there will be good and easy parking around the stadium the rest of the year.We had frost here in Stanford last night ,which seems early. It is only the 2nd of October. I'm sure some fatalist is calculating at this very moment of how this early frost is a key ingredient of next years' end of time and a sign of the future.It may just signify that UK is not going to a bowl this year. I don't know we'll just have to see how it plays out. In more pressing matters Fort Logan is still holding on against the Shawnees , but those damn redskins broke all the windows out of the Visitors Center. The Fort will be rotted by this time next year, but what do you expect for $200,000?