I Just Don't Understand

Well Paris is out of jail ,and now that limited talent Lindsey Something has been picked up DUI for the second time in less than a week.At least there is something of great importance for all the news people to talk about. With the current world situation , is there nothing more newsworthy than having to listen about the antics of alcoholic adolescents?? Even old mean spirited Rosie and Comb-over Trump were mildly amusing. I guess my point is that this country is full of intoxicated , spoiled brats, so why glorify them?? Even Obama has little dirty songs about his run for President, and there is a cute Lesbian Ditty about Hillary.My boys the Republicans are so boring and ugly that noone bothers. The most rise out of a Republican camp is Fred Thompson's almost babe wife, but standing next to Fred Thompson even Rosie or Barbara Walters might look appealing. Now Pretty Boy Edwards is promising to help all poor folks as he nods that $4oo haircut. I'm sure his Empathy is genuine as he returns occasionally to his North Carolina Mansion gotten from suing hospitals and physicians. Give it up John Al Gore could beat you--In North Carolina. They say Newt is stirring ,is this all the Republicans can threaten with?Rudy has a lot of baggage with three wives and Bernard Karik, But America has shown itself to love a two timing cad. Remember Bubba?? And Chubby girls with stained dresses?? Maybe that is why we're idolizing Brittany, Lindsey, and Paris!!We are really missing Bubba Clinton and the Whitehouse Whores!! Or are we missing Weeping Paul Patton and his famous crying ," I have sinned." confession on live TV. Politicians seem to be weaker than most men when it comes to whores. All of Washington is shaking with fear as the Madam and Larry Flynt are going after the hypocrits that partook of the girls. Couldn't happen to a better bunch. Remember Gary Condit?? Chandra Leavy?? What about Ted Kennedy? Mary Jo Kopeckni?Looks like politicians 2, dead girls 0. What is it with power , whores, and politicians??But then ministers seem to like whoring around as well . Jim Baker, Jimmy Swaggert, and that dope using , gay loving what's his name from out in the midwest?Some of these guys make David Duke look wholesome. Other good news: Michael Vick. How stupid can one human be??Dog fights?? And the pro basketball ref, betting on the games he officiated in??Makes Pete Rose look like the Pope.We cannot control hollywood whores and pro sports ,how in the hell can we believe we can control 11 million illegal aliens, defeat terrorists, and make the middle East into democracy??How can anyone in the world seriously hate the country that gives us Nancy Grace, Bill O'Reilly, and Alec Baldwin?Whoopi Goldberg. How seriously can we take someone named Whoopi? One thing you can always count on in this country of ours, whenever there is a crisis the cream always rises to the top to make us proud. Think Dixie Chicks. They really helped their career as well as motivating country music America. It makes me proud to have all these people leading us as we plod along in middle income America.